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  ‘And at the end of the course, you go on a graduation flight.’ added Christopher before Amy was able to shut him up with a quick kick.

  ‘That’s what I’m concerned about.’ She looked closely at the gift voucher.

  ‘Would it make you feel bad if I traded this for white water rafting or abseiling or something?’

  ‘But 96% of people who do the Fear of Flying course, succeed,’ added Christopher.

  ‘I’ve always been one of a minority,’ said Aunty Viv firmly. ‘Succeed in what? Paying for the course?’

  ‘We’ve done that. With Mum’s help.’ said the twins.

  Aunty Viv looked ashamed. ‘Sorry. I know you mean well. But I really don’t like flying.’

  Ten weeks later, the co-ordinator of the Fear of Flying Clinic received a post card.

  THANK YOU FOR THE COURSE. I’VE RE-ENROLLED FOR NEXT TERM.

  I’VE ALSO ENROLLED FOR FEAR OF BUNJEE JUMPING. VIV.